Waltzing About

19. Living in Paris and attempting to learn French. Ask me stuff if you want but I can't think why you would.

stagesandcandles:

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me

Because you still care about them. Because you still expect something from them. Because, as much as you might HATE it, you still love them and don’t want to believe that they don’t love you.

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via tortul)

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

(via sexednerd)

horrorfixxx:

The trailer for Kevin Smith’s new horror film Tusk is out and it’s so weird and so dark and so fucking amazing and you all reeeeeally need to see it.

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

(via tortul)